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Uma Thurman spilts every male conversation when discussing hot chicks - you’re either with her or against her - and her hippie, no-arched Sasquatch-Feet are most likely the dealbreaker for those of you in the “not-hot camp”.

I can understand this.  I hate feet.  I loathe them.  They are purely the proletariat of the human body and I have no plans on ascending their rank into anything respected, talked about, or even touched.  (By the way: Toe-suckers of the world… seriously, what the hell?  Your girlfriend has boobs.  Boobs!).

But aside from her size-12 dogs, there is a sulty, weird-hot to Uma that puts me in the “hot camp” and brings out the mock from the Jamie Pressley-type fans. 

Forget, for a moment, that Uma produced the spawn of Ethan Hawke (another polarizing figure in the like/don’t like discussion), forget the needle in the boob and bloody nose scene in Pulp Fiction, and please, forget the Sasquatch-feet.

Think of the beer-drinking, semi-slutty Uma in Beatiful Girls, think of the sexy-redhead Uma in The Avengers, and think of the big-boobed Uma in The Producers.

Then, for the love of God, give her Scarlett Johansson’s feet.

-Wilson

Retort

I also used to dig Uma a lot.  My first memory of her is that one second booby shot of her in Dangerous Liaisons.  But something started going wrong for me after Pulp Fiction.  It may be partly due to the Sasquatch feet, but I think it had more to do with the Tarantino romance rumors.  I think guys like Tarantino (or Billy Bob Thorton) have an ugliness aura which radiates out from them.  And, any woman who gets caught in this aura becomes tainted.  Over time the effects can wear off as it did for Angelina, but I still sense some nasty Tarantino residue on Uma.

-Ed