Archive for April, 2006
I hate you and your librarian glasses. But I might want to sleep with you later.
0 Comments Published by wilson April 27th, 2006 in UncategorizedFor some reason, there are certain movies who’s lives start out on an utter wrong note. Like a blind date criticizing your favorite band, mocking your job, and complaining of “a smell” within the first ten minutes of your dinner, you immediately dismiss her and her sexy librarian, horn-rimmed glasses and start planning on how […]
This just in… long term exposure to the stink palm can lead to fat-facedness.
-Wilson
Apparently I like art, because Scarlett Johansson’s butt was Not Naked But Nude when it graced the cover of Vanity Fair. - Ed
What can we learn from the Clerks 2 preview? That trailers with swearing are better than trailers without.
What else can we learn? That NBC only let Jason Lee film his cameo if he didn’t manscape his My Name Is Earl face shit.
-Wilson
I know the Weinstein’s left and all… but wasn’t there anyone left at Miramax who had greenlit a movie before? I could be wrong, but I don’t see America’s summer moviegoers clamoring for a story about a 1970’s soccer team. Good luck selling the “Girls” angle, though. I like girls and all, but soccer + hairy 70’s groupies? I guess I’ll see ya at MI3.
-Wilson
How can you go wrong with Charlize Theron in spandex?
1 Comment Published by ed April 23rd, 2006 in Uncategorized“Thank God the seats have their own monitors.” A couple of weeks ago I had just sat down in my seat on a flight from Frankfurt back to the midwest. This 9hr flight was going to suck major monkey balls, since I wouldn’t be able to nap. Being a fidgety, gangly 6′2″ guy riding bitch […]
Harry at AICN says MI3 is best super spy film since any Connery Bond film. Possible or Impossible?
-Ed
Oh sure - she was young, but so was I, so it was OK.
We were staying at Grandma’s; Mom and Dad were out for the night and it was six o’clock. It was late summer so it was still light out and Grandma spent nights like this on the three-season porch in the back with […]
In case you missed it, Vilos Cohaagen, the best villian during The Greatest 9 Years In Cinema, strums a mean slide.-Wilson
This is the first season of 24 I have watched, and I must admit I am hooked. I am oddly attracted to the socially awkward office computer geek, Chloe O’Brian, played by Mary Lynn Rajskub. There is just something sexy about how she is always pissed off about how stupid everyone else is.
But […]
