Archive for May, 2006
Really, I don’t know what to say: Deaf Swedes Re-enact Scene from The Godfather.
Note: Magnus Brando is poured into that t-shirt.
-Wilson
Time To Add An Addition To The Grindhouse
1 Comment Published by wilson May 31st, 2006 in UncategorizedWe all love our THX, our giant pops, and our stadium seating. As our available time becomes scarcer and scarcer, we demand more from our entertainment dollar and everything has to be perfect for us to make the trek out, spend our $20, and enjoy a few hours at the movies.
Unfortunately, this means the demise […]
Am I just getting old, or does Kate Bosworth seem ridiculously young to be playing Lois Lane?
It is my understanding that Superman Returns takes place in the Superman mythology sometime after Superman II. So before Superman leaves, Lois Lane is a 32 year old smoker who appears to be aging faster than the women of Sex and the City (it’s been […]
Somehow, still better than Rocky V
0 Comments Published by wilson May 25th, 2006 in Uncategorized, Video ClipsIf the concept of a movie’s trailer is to engage and excite audiences, than this trailer did neither.
If the concept of a 70’s soft-core porn trailer, starring a major movie star, is to titilate and arouse, than this trailer effectively lopped off my balls and removed any possibility of me ever having a sexual thought […]
Considering Ed’s fondness for old hussies, a Where Are They Now: Bond Girls.
-Wilson
Kirstie Alley on board for a hot new psycho-sexual thriller from Fox.
-Wilson
Jodie Foster’s Latest: Somehow, much worse than Nell.
-Wilson
How has Tom Hanks transformed himself from Bosom Buddies to the serious actor he is today? With the Davinci Code out this weekend, I realize how much I miss the old Tom Hanks.
I miss the guy that danced on the Piano in Big. What happened to Turner, the cop with OCD who gets […]
With news that Marvel is no longer taking sloppy seconds from the major movies studios and is instead financing and producing their own films (starting with Iron Man and Hulk 2), I’m humbled by the possibilities that a stable for 5,000 Marvel characters can create.
But quantity does not necessarily equate quality and for every Wolverine […]
Star Wars Deleted Scene: Biggs is so trying to get in Luke’s pants.
-Wilson
