Who is beerflix.com?


and why are they so feared?

Wilson
...is both a head of state and a titan of industry.

At the ripe age of 31, he has accomplished so much it is staggering.


His film expertise is noted throughout the area; including sections of Scott, Carver, and the southern edges of Hennepin county.


In his free time, Wilson enjoys hot dogs and Hot Dog... The Movie.

mail: wilson at beerflix.com



Ed
...lives a life of leisure in the midwest. He has many leather-bound books and his home smells of rich mahogany.

His dogs, Meriadoc and Perigrin, are the center of Ed's universe. Life as a stay at home "dad" can be rough, but knowing his "kids" are raised right is reward enough.

Typically at lunchtime Ed consumes copious amounts of blue corn tortilla chips and diet coke, and watches DVDs in his underwear. Life is Sweet.

mail: ed at beerflix.com



If the concept of a movie’s trailer is to engage and excite audiences, than this trailer did neither.

If the concept of a 70’s soft-core porn trailer, starring a major movie star, is to titilate and arouse, than this trailer effectively lopped off my balls and removed any possibility of me ever having a sexual thought again.

Party at Kitty and Stud’s (Unfortunately, very safe for work.)

-Wilson

Retort

My only question is? What rated-G movie did this trailer play in front of, Disney’s The Rescuers?

-Ed


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