Archive for July, 2006
If these Russian dudes haven’t killed themselves already, they should be hired to do some of the spidey/venom stunts. -Ed
We all heard about it 3 years ago, but if you never actually made time to mash-up Wizard of Oz with Pink Floyd’s Dark Side…, some 14 Korean kid did it for you.
And, by the way, who convinced us all this was legit?
-Wilson
Yo Ho Ho it would take a bottle of rum before I don pirate threads. - Captain Ed Pigeon
Celebrities are always getting into crazy car accidents. Cruising through Hollywood at 4am in their luxury vehicles after partying; and next thing you hear is how the car was going 105mph, the telephone pole jumped in the way, the Bentley/Maserati is destroyed, and the star walked away unscathed.
If you haven’t heard, Haley Joel Osment […]
Why did Bruckenheimer, et al, pick this guy to play this guy and not utilize the wit he displayed in 2003’s guaranteed ‘get you laid’ movie? For all that ‘acting’, they might have well just cast this Guy.
-Wilson
TMZ schadenfreude, Timberlake’s Film Career Not NSYNC -Ed
This last week one of Hollywood’s finest actors celebrated his 64th birthday. Happy Birthday to you Harrison Ford, and please keep pumping out those badass movies. I recently received an advanced copy of Harrison’s new book, “How to Act - The Harrison Ford Way”. When this hits shelves I know Jude Law […]
For a film called Pirates of Carribean: Dead Man’s Chest, there really was no real pirating or booty plundering to speak of! At least in the first film Port Royal gets sacked by the ghost pirates; and they even kidnapped the Governor’s Daughter! That’s some good classy pirating.
After Star Wars Episode I, there […]
Back in the late 90s, I used to be a programmer in a New Jersey wireless software company where my 6×5 cubicle was located in the midst of a sea of identical 6×5 cubicles. When Office Space came out I realized my company was Initech. But instead of loathing the laser printer, my […]
OGHL prognosticates on the nastiest turd-cutters in Hollywood.
-Wilson
