Archive for August, 2006
Guide to writing Chick Flicks. Next time your stuck watching one, turn this into a drinking game. Heck, you should be drunk if you paid for a McConaughey flick. -Ed
While the heralded screenwriter of Beyond The Valley of The Dolls recuperates from salivary cancer surgery (that’ll teach you kids a lesson - no more lurching!), Ebert and Roeper have been filling Roger’s seat with guest hosts that have made this quietly enjoyable show even more so.
I’ve been Tivo’ing E&R since we first got our […]
This has been a bad, very bad week for me. First off, this last week my household (me included) started eating healthy. For a guy that typically ate Doritos, frozen pizzas and guzzled copious amounts of soda each day for the past few years, this is a big shock to the system. […]
Happy F*cking Snakes On A Plane Weekend!
0 Comments Published by wilson August 20th, 2006 in Video ClipsForget talking about the movie, how about the fan films? This is like a goldmine of suck, situated immediately next to a river of crap. Some of my favorites:
Obviously, made by a foreigner… typo’s and non-sequitars abound.
Teenage girl + no friends + dad’s camera = this. Good luck in the lunchroom next […]
I have been tired of Lindsey Lohan, Tara Reid, and Paris Hilton being the only young role models for drunkeness, drugs, and debauchery. What happened to the good old days when the young men of Hollywood led the nation in arrests and drug overdoses? We need another River Phoenix. But today, one […]
aicn.com clears up the rumor that john carpenter had a secret meething with Kurt Russel finalizing Escape From Earth. Instead, Mrs. Carpenter reports ”John has just spent a rousing week playing Tom Clancy’s war video games and smoking in his favorite chair and eating fried chicken.” Damn, That’s living the sweet life! -Ed
With the recent release (and systematic fisting) of M. Night Shamalamadingdong’s new film, Lady In The Water, I have to ask you all why this poor fuck doesn’t seem to get a fair shake from at least 50% of the movie-going public (more, with each film he makes).
It seems that at least half of everyone […]
Does Scorsese have a “Less Than 6 Super Stars… and I walk” clause?
-Wilson
Doesn’t Will Farrell have a new kid and if so, does he ever get to see him? Another new Will Ferrell movie… though this one looks kinda, well, good.
-Wilson
