Who is beerflix.com?


and why are they so feared?

Wilson
...is both a head of state and a titan of industry.

At the ripe age of 31, he has accomplished so much it is staggering.


His film expertise is noted throughout the area; including sections of Scott, Carver, and the southern edges of Hennepin county.


In his free time, Wilson enjoys hot dogs and Hot Dog... The Movie.

mail: wilson at beerflix.com



Ed
...lives a life of leisure in the midwest. He has many leather-bound books and his home smells of rich mahogany.

His dogs, Meriadoc and Perigrin, are the center of Ed's universe. Life as a stay at home "dad" can be rough, but knowing his "kids" are raised right is reward enough.

Typically at lunchtime Ed consumes copious amounts of blue corn tortilla chips and diet coke, and watches DVDs in his underwear. Life is Sweet.

mail: ed at beerflix.com



Jennifer Garner: Hot Tranny Robot

As a die-hard-as-a-rock Jennifer Garner fan, it pains me to admit WWTDD’s break-down of Ben Affleck’s hump pillow:

“Sometimes she looks like the prettiest girl in the world, sometimes she looks like the prettiest guy in the world. There’s at least a 1 percent chance she has a penis tucked between her legs…”

Ouch and you’re right. The more I think of it, I couldn’t possibly fantasize about Jennifer Garner and Hillary Swank doing it because it seems gay. Not lesbian gay, man gay.

I’m now officially confused. And scared.

PS - I hope that’s apple juice filler, there Rummy.


1 Response to “Jennifer Garner: Hot Tranny Robot”

  1. 1 ed

    What happened to her? Did she look like a tranny robot in those early Alias days, or is this what happens when Ben Affleck humps you? If that’s true, I emplore Ben to stay far far away from this lady.

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