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and why are they so feared?

Wilson
...is both a head of state and a titan of industry.

At the ripe age of 31, he has accomplished so much it is staggering.


His film expertise is noted throughout the area; including sections of Scott, Carver, and the southern edges of Hennepin county.


In his free time, Wilson enjoys hot dogs and Hot Dog... The Movie.

mail: wilson at beerflix.com



Ed
...lives a life of leisure in the midwest. He has many leather-bound books and his home smells of rich mahogany.

His dogs, Meriadoc and Perigrin, are the center of Ed's universe. Life as a stay at home "dad" can be rough, but knowing his "kids" are raised right is reward enough.

Typically at lunchtime Ed consumes copious amounts of blue corn tortilla chips and diet coke, and watches DVDs in his underwear. Life is Sweet.

mail: ed at beerflix.com

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Beerflix Prerequisite

The car chase sequence from 1968’s Bullitt:

Kirk fights with the intensity of jell-o. Gay jell-o.

New Judd Apatow Trailer

Int’l Trailier for Judd Apatow’s newest: Knocked Up. (Wilson editorial note: Still not sure if Katherine Heigl is hot or not.)

Versus

How have I missed this entire movie monster mash-up YouTube sub-genre?

Terminator vs. Robocop, Episode 1
Robocop vs. Neo
Batman vs. Alien vs. Predator (P.S. - I’m 99% sure Boner Stabbone plays The Villian in this one)
Star Trek vs. Star Wars (is there even a debate here? P.P.S. This one’s edited as good as Ed’s 7th grade […]

Is Billy Zabka Available?

Direct-to-DVD“? Are you kidding me? That franchise is a money-tree!

Cohaagen Made Shitty Domes


Your Sunday Sermon


Top Time Waster of the Week

New previews are great and all… but old previews are a sloppy handjob of bliss and nostalgia: Classic Movie Trailers from Movie-List.com
Standouts include:
Unbreakable
Rounders
The Running Man (um, fuck yeah)

Flamer

Luckily, they decided to focus on the *acting* this time around the Fantastic Four circle jerk. Wow. This sucks in so many different ways, my head hurts. -Wilson

Super Cute!




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