Who is beerflix.com?


and why are they so feared?

Wilson
...is both a head of state and a titan of industry.

At the ripe age of 31, he has accomplished so much it is staggering.


His film expertise is noted throughout the area; including sections of Scott, Carver, and the southern edges of Hennepin county.


In his free time, Wilson enjoys hot dogs and Hot Dog... The Movie.

mail: wilson at beerflix.com



Ed
...lives a life of leisure in the midwest. He has many leather-bound books and his home smells of rich mahogany.

His dogs, Meriadoc and Perigrin, are the center of Ed's universe. Life as a stay at home "dad" can be rough, but knowing his "kids" are raised right is reward enough.

Typically at lunchtime Ed consumes copious amounts of blue corn tortilla chips and diet coke, and watches DVDs in his underwear. Life is Sweet.

mail: ed at beerflix.com

Archive for the 'Video Clips' Category

Marvelicious


Cagey Hair Weave

Looks like Nicholas Cage is approaching Sean Connery levels of movie hair pieces. Next is totally the movie I would want to see when I was 12. With this and Ghost Rider young Copola looks to be all about the preteen boys. If there was a little more boob in these films, […]

“Politics”

I will be pissed if Alan Arkin doesn’t win the best supporting actor Oscar. Most believable portrayal of a grandfather ever.

Average Story, Great Cans

Jenna from The Office busts out.
-Wilson

Best Video Game Turned Flick

Has there ever been a video game turned into a good movie? Alien vs Predator should have been good, but come on it was directed by Paul W.S. Anderson. Between Uwe Boll and Anderson you have the Wonder Twins of video game film suckage. AVP was the steaming pile of PG-13 alien […]

Fat John McClane

At least this flabby John McClane has hair…

Captain Car-Jack Sparrow


Darth Jerk


Stone Cold Smack Down

Just saw this trailer, and my 12 year old inner self said, “HELL YEAH!!!”

I had never heard of this John Cena, but I had a good idea when I saw the WWE logo. So I went to wiki for some juicy details: “…This started a feud with Carlito, during which Cena was (kayfabe) attacked […]

Forget talking about the movie, how about the fan films? This is like a goldmine of suck, situated immediately next to a river of crap. Some of my favorites:

Obviously, made by a foreigner… typo’s and non-sequitars abound.
Teenage girl + no friends + dad’s camera = this. Good luck in the lunchroom next […]