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HGH in the Far East

ed — Mon, 21 May 2007 20:50:21 +0000

AintItCoolNews has an exclusive John Rambo clip. Totally has that classic 80s action film thing going for it, but its getting hard to cheer for the geezer Rambo.

Chad Vader vs Clint

ed — Sun, 20 May 2007 17:06:52 +0000

After months of anticpation Chad Vader and Clint have their final showdown in Episode VIII of Chad Vader. The brilliant and extremely low budget Chad Vader series takes place in Empire Super Market where the socially challenged Chad is the day shift manager. Despite the menacing suit, light saber, and force powers, Clint the Night Manager constantly screws with Chad in a plot to take Chad’s day shift job. Will Chad find the inner strength to finally defeat Clint?

Here’s Episode I (far far & away superior to that abysmal Lucas joint, ep 1).

Bionic Broad

ed — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:01:01 +0000

When I was a kid watching the 6 million dollar man, I totally thought the whole bionic super powers would be possible and would be happening soon. So now 30 years later when I should be able to jump over a building, NBC is re-imagining the bionic woman. The style is making me think a bit of Ang Lee’s Hulk. Not sure if this is going to be great, but I’ll be watching it early on especially since I feel dumb for taking two months before I even started watching Heroes (but those original Heroes commercials were pretty wretched).

They yanked the orginal one I had linked from YouTube, but here is another one. The other clips of the show now available on YouTube seem to be sticking to a dark slowish Ang Leeish style I was imagining.

MC Hammer web expert

ed — Fri, 11 May 2007 18:51:17 +0000

Looking for a Web 2.0 expert? Look no further than MC Hammer.

Marvelicious

ed — Mon, 07 May 2007 14:05:40 +0000

Cagey Hair Weave

ed — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:44:32 +0000

Looks like Nicholas Cage is approaching Sean Connery levels of movie hair pieces. Next is totally the movie I would want to see when I was 12. With this and Ghost Rider young Copola looks to be all about the preteen boys. If there was a little more boob in these films, these could be the beerflixes for the next generation.

Vote Sanjaya

ed — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 21:11:00 +0000

Chunky girl goes on Hunger strike until Sanjaya gets voted off American Idol. If Sanjaya wins and she dies, it would make a great multilayered plot for a Iñárritu film. So vote Sanjaya.

Spidey vs Franco

ed — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 15:22:00 +0000

During Heroes they showed cool new footage from Spidey 3. Too bad Franco is a big part of it. More extended footage on NBC.com til 9pm tonight.

Beerflix Prerequisite

wilson — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:13:32 +0000

The car chase sequence from 1968’s Bullitt:

“Politics”

ed — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:31:24 +0000

I will be pissed if Alan Arkin doesn’t win the best supporting actor Oscar. Most believable portrayal of a grandfather ever.